Lesbian Layaway

Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.

While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.

That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.

by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012

jumpsuit lesbian

Butch style on top, Kardashian style in the rear, party all over.

Dayum, I want that jumpsuit lesbian to fix my alternator, then take me to her brow specialist, then take me home.

by Greeneyes1981 May 23, 2018

lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever

me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?

by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019

lesbian blister

Any scab of Unknown Origin on your face or genitals

Tommy's has a lesbian blister on his chin

by Sir .Dickfitswell September 6, 2021

Apesex Lesbians

ApeSex Lesbians is Lesbonic Ape Sex. Used to reference the video game "Apex Legends," a shooter battle-royale in which a collection of female Apes FUCK each other.

ApeSex Lesbians is Lesbonic Ape Sex.

Let's engage in Ape Sex Lesbians or else Gibraltar will pump his fat COCK in us.

Hey Tigger! Your dick is so small you're an Ape Sex Lesbian.

by ApeSex_Lesbians July 28, 2022

lesbian honest

An option to use instead of saying “Let’s be honest,” lesbian honest means that whatever comes after it is going to be straightforward and likely brutal in its honesty, as one would expect a lesbian to say.

Lesbian honest, he is being a straight-up dick to his mom.

Yeah, he’s just being horrible to her right now.

by Pudgy cat March 8, 2021

FOKIN LESBIAN

This is someone who says they are lesbian but have boyfriends in year 11

I’m a FOKIN LESBIAN

by Nattashaaless March 22, 2022