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Jessicaed

( verb) To make plans with people and at the last second have a never ending list of reasons why you can't go.
I was going to go to the concert but then the bitch Jessicaed me when I showed up to pick her up. That whore.
by Butt licker Brad August 7, 2023
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Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
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Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
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Jessica Erin Martin as Charlotte Serber

Jessica's Charlotte Serber in Oppenheimer; you loved her in 'The Killing,' now she's cataloging nuclear secrets.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's the determined-looking woman in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Jessica Erin Martin as Charlotte Serber, who you might remember from 'The Killing.' From detective work to nuclear secrets!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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jessicaflare

"dude i think 9/11 was bad and no jokes should be made about it"
"stop being a jessicaflare"
by xretro July 23, 2024
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Jessica

If Aphrodite was a person it’s Jessica, quite literally the prettiest girl in existence, and nobody comes even close. Jessica is so compassionate, comforting, caring, sweet, kind, and absolutely loving. You’ll never find someone like Jessica and the love she can bring you. If you ever find yourself one hold on to them tightly and never let go cause ik I won’t ever want to.
(Wick witch): Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all.

(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
by eggy_nacho July 30, 2024
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Jessica Raymundo Mendoza

Beautiful girl who goes to scarlet oaks and kills every guy in her way. She richnessss don’t play
by Bangtanfanboy19473 August 20, 2024
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