jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 06, 2021

jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...

Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"

by Jessica-May June 06, 2017

Slutty Jessica

When a girl is giving you a handjob then switches to a deepthroat before you cum.

"My girlfriend keeps giving me Slutty Jessicas. They're awesome."
"Lucky bugger."

by The Tasteless Gentleman November 20, 2020