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am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016
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I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds
kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I
by thatperfectkid101 May 10, 2023
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I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy
I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas
by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020
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I am that guy from earlier

It wasn't ever the retard. You just want to be able to invoke him to say that I'm not better than everyone. So you are doing what you do to retards and giving him more credit than he deserves UPTO AND INCLUDING credit that belongs to me.
Hym "No I am that guy from earlier. You want me to do something I don't have to do and you are going to pay a price for trying to make me to it."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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