Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018

half breather

In reference to people in Colorado breathing the thin air at the high altitude. Commonly used at the University of Idaho. Similar to Fog Breather (reference to British people)

That damn half breather plays quarter back for Air Force

by Kibbie April 4, 2009

Half Bone

The state of a penis being in between flaccid and erect; distinctly characterized by being enlarged with blood, but not quite being hard.

"I went to an Avenged Sevenfold concert and met the band. Is it gay if I popped a half bone?"

by Slimjimsbathtub September 22, 2011

Half Dandy

The act of being 50% dandy and 50% any other random emotion.

The young child was half dandy and half shy

by lolwin! :D October 9, 2008

half dating

Half dating is when you and another person are dating each other but not at the same time

Person: are you guys together?
Person 2: nah, we’re half dating

by Rosukki March 2, 2019

half erection

When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.

" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"

by Xhzjsjsjsbs May 29, 2017

half-blocker

When you see an amazingly hot girl but when you get within half a block you realize she ain't got nothing!

I was about to spit my game but when i got close,she was a half blocker.

by Pixi, Trixi, Dixi January 17, 2005