Dirty Guilian

The process of catching a toad in order to shove it up a drunk hobo's anus. Usually done at the stroke of midnight after St. Patrick's Day. May include frogs and other amphibians, but this has been the matter of much heated debate since the 17th century.

What did Laoise do after we had our St. Patrick's Day dinner at her parents'?
Her parents said that she pulled a Dirty Guilian on Emer, the hobo at Baker's Street.

by Kayleigh Sinead May 25, 2020

blue guilt

When any law enforcement officer apologizes for the actions of another law enforcement officer even though that had nothing to do with said action, or any law enforcement officials that publicly state that all other law enforcement officers should share their opinions or leave the profession.

I saw this police officer showing his blue guilt on social media when he felt compelled to publicly state that he isn’t like an officer that committed a crime.

by The Anti Blue Falcon May 31, 2020

suicide guilt

When you convince someone that you’re gonna commit suicide if they don’t do something; saying your going to commit suicide to make somebody feel bad

“Did you hear she suicide guilted her ex to hook up with her?”

by Claridy December 1, 2020

gatlin guild

A sour puss that’s trash at basketball

Gatlin Guild is trash at basketball

by BlaineZzz March 11, 2021

death guilt

When your parents guilt you into hanging out with them because they say you will regret it later if you don’t. Type of manipulation.

Dad: “hey want to go to - with me?” You: “not really” Dad: “you’ll regret that later” you in your head: “he is death guilting me”

by Ragged tshirt June 19, 2021

fun guilt

The feeling of guilt during or after having a great time in your personal life amidst very terrible conditions for many other people that are broadcasting suffering on social media; such as evacuation from a fire, or homeless after a severe hurricane.

I just had the best time seeing the Village People at Bottlerock music festival! But today, I have a case of fun guilt after seeing so many miserable people escaping fires and floods all week.

by surfrunner September 8, 2021

Shameless Guilt

Exactly what it means

I have shameless guilt after hooking up with this hot tinder babe

by I promise I've been a good boy October 2, 2021