1. A child
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
by Abner Anly April 15, 2023
Get the Semen Goblinmug. My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
by anonymous September 26, 2020
Get the Closet Goblinmug. A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.
The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.
by jeisennenk May 17, 2023
Get the Galley goblinmug. a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022
Get the Coochie Goblinmug. by meggly October 27, 2021
Get the sausage goblinmug. A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020
Get the Salt Goblinmug. A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
Get the Gooch Goblinmug.