"person1" I hate lesbians'
'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g
'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g
by skreksdumpster_jck March 11, 2021
a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness July 01, 2018
by Green Goblin Goober March 22, 2023
An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023