dominant male-monkey mother fucker

The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"

dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem

1) our lord jesus, let them rest
2) what the monks in monty python and the holy grail are saying

Pie jesu domine, dona eis requem *smack*

by Jabokiebean May 31, 2005

pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem

Latin, from the Mass for the Dead. Conventionally translated as "Pious Lord Jesus, grant them rest." Can also be translated as "Good Lord, give them a break!"

Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem sempiternam

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by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

Dominic

This is Dominic’s hood year 2024 bad bitches flock on accident he’s got stalkers and he’s gotta watch out for them sexy ass dick rapers that think they can jus have they way with him his ass needs a polygamous relationship Dominic is the sexiest man alive to exist on the planet Dominic has a secret addictive fetish for certain types of the sexiest women and certain types of those women’s feet Dominic need to be in a porno or on the cover of an important magazine or ina music video he can sang and rap like some of the best artists to ever preform live because he loves live music and entertainment around the world Dominic's sexiness has actually caused wrecks where this particular Dominic is from time to time with him being out and about enjoying the town living his best life Dominic has the perfect cock can cause orgasms by just being in his aura or presence the dude’s got balls like their already in your mouth he keeps getting his asshole licked cause women keep trying to turn him out dude need to walk around with a condom in his pocket at least with all this being said Dominic has a masterbating problem cause of all the freaky shit women do to him or have done to him or things that he probably thinks of that can still happen which doesn’t make alit of sense but then again it really do cause it be some bad bitches out here if you see this Dominic help him please he is truly a legend like a national treasure or a world wide treasure

Wow i walked in on Dominic again nigga needs a rape whistle or something

by The definite answer July 29, 2024