The Real Donkey Kong

When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.

My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

donkey nickels

Imaginary form of currency used to purchase oral sex.

"Hey Rodney how many donkey nickels did you get today for all that dick sucking?"

by Hazy July 25, 2004

DonkeyPussy

1. DonkeyPussy is the genitalia of a female donkey.
2. To shout out abuse to a friend.
3. A bit like camel-toe but tighter.

1. Oi you f******g donkeypussy!!!
2. Get a job you dirty donkeypussy!!!

by LeverGirls September 29, 2010

cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen

"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"

by bahf sdhfuk asdyfgjhasedfhagb March 15, 2010

Donkey nuts

A big set o'balls.

Look at the set of donkey nuts on that guy!

by OXDONG March 5, 2004

Donkey Hadoken

An even more extreme version of the donkey punch where someone shoots a hadoken at the back of his partners head. Same clenching effectbut if your friends are watching they'll think it's rad.

by H TO THE ARLOT July 25, 2003

Donkey Bagging

Giving a woman/man rough Anal Sex whilst sticking your fingers down his/her throat making them vomit the contractions will allow for a more pleasurable Deep Anal Drilling.

Crikey oh blimey Mrs harper-jones I heard Mr Pemberton Smythe gave Missy Elliot a rough Donkey Bagging last night he is currently in the potting shed tryng to clean sick from his slip-ons

by Cheesy Minge June 20, 2007