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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
mugGet the Flap Crapmug.

Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.
Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
mugGet the Old-crapmug.

Crap

I believe it to be a tire engulfed in flames on the side of the road.
*Me and mother driving along road.*

*Mother looks out window*

Mother: Holy crap!

*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*
by Big jimmyz October 31, 2022
mugGet the Crapmug.

Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
mugGet the Crap Cookiemug.

crap rat

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn
by moshababe August 1, 2006
mugGet the crap ratmug.

Dank Crap

Yo kevin that was a dank crap you did
by bruh meme inator April 23, 2021
mugGet the Dank Crapmug.

crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.
when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
by mmdog June 16, 2010
mugGet the crap failmug.

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