Covid-19

Like All the other types of covids before covid-19 like covid-18 covid-1 etc is a made of virus to scare people but actually doesn't exist.
The virus was created in 2019 when the Chinese Japanese Koreans and all Asians made up the story to secure the public when they were trying to have a war with the world and people are thanking this virus is real when it ain't.

Look guys that Vietnam person is screaming about covid-19!

by 459395 February 23, 2022

COVID CATFISH

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.

I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

COVID drunk

The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".

by Your mate August 8, 2021

Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.

I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.

by Khasy March 29, 2025

COVID-19

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.

The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.

by Barakobam October 14, 2020

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020