cold fish

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

ice cold

a term used by members of Alpha Phi Alpha frat that is used to express the phrase "bros before hoes". By saying that they are ice cold they can take care of any important busness without any female in their way.

Ugly Girl: hey you look real gud. wanna go upstairs ;)
Alpha: naw girl
Random Dude: dang she was gunna give it up. why u turn that down!?!?
Alpha: cause I'm ice cold biatch!

by ecu greek girl 2 March 11, 2010

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

Cold Carl

When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo

Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!

by Donkey_Nut September 6, 2016

Cold Sally

When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.

Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?

by annonymous430921 April 27, 2008

cold suzie

The act of inserting any number of ice cubes in the partner's anus and then try to suck all of it out.

I gave Roystan's mom a cold suzie last night, man.

by Heywood Djablomi February 11, 2014