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Class of 2014

Most girls who are popular hang out with the older kids and get drunk and high on the weekends in someone's basement when the parents are gone. The girls are skanks and think they are hot shit. The guys are full of themselves and have the wanna be tough guy black person when really your just a white kid. Everyone has a twitter and Facebook and is constantly texting. No one talks on the phone it's either text or voicemail. There are a bunch of cliques and everyone tries to nudge their way into the "coolest" clique, in 20 years the "cool" clique will be a bunch of no life's. There are no real friends because everyone's just in it for themselves. Survival of the fittest but in this case survival of the most popular. Everyone always complains how tired they are and how they're so busy when quite frankly no one gives a shit. People will say nice things to your face but behind your back everyone talks shit and lies to one another. 95% of the grade drinks, about half smokes weed. Every time there's a party there are tons of pictures taken of these underaged kids drinking posted to facebook so in the long run colleges and companies can look at your facebook and deny your college app or not hire you. Everything is a big deal and eventually blows over. The people who you think are your friends will turn against you in a heartbeat .
Class of 2014, bunch of losers. Tremendous swag however..
by Mr.Unknown \_(-_-)_/ January 9, 2012
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middle class

A relatively financially stable class that generally works white collar jobs.
Class is defined by 4 things: Wealth (How much land/stocks/stuff you have. The top 1% of this country owns 80% of US wealth, leaving probably 15 - 20%to the middle class.), Income (Salary/wage of generally $60,000 - 150,000 or so, possibly more per year), Education (Generally middle class people have at least some college education), and Prestige (How respectable your job is, so that is why a plumber can be paid more than a IT person, but is considered working class).

Most people think the middle class is the class they are in. They think this because they know someone who has more money than they do, and someone who has less. Really, the middle class only makes up about 30% of the US population. A MUCH larger silent working class exists. The poverty line is a false indicator of middle class, as it is unsustainable and really the definition of "emergency poverty." Another words, financially, nutritionally, health-wise, families cannot make it when consistently within 200% of the poverty line without help.

The middle class is actually also a bit of a myth created by school and the media. It is seen as the ideal when in fact, in truth, it is out of the generosity of the working class (basically being underpaid to do all the grunt work that someone has to do) that keep the gears of this country well-oiled.

Sorry to break your bubble!
Most movies out there show Middle class as ideal if they talk about school. "Middle class values" = Hard work, perseverance, education.
by Sociology student April 17, 2006
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Health Class

The most self-explanatory class you'll have in high school. There are only a few key things that you need to remember:
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."
"Hey mom, I had a great time in Health Class!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"

Isn't Health Class great?
by WhatTheFuckMan?! January 16, 2011
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Speech class

Possibly the most demoralizing class you'll ever take in high school.
Student1:I hate speech class.

Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.

Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.

Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
by EEEEthan May 13, 2007
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classic rock kid

a person who loves rock from the 60's and 70's. this person strongly believes that modern music is talentless compared to classic rock.(which is very true).
Prefers rock with deep,diverse guitar driven sound that makes use of scales and many chords rather than than just E string on distortion...or 3 note breakdowns, or repetitive power chords. Classic Rock has proven to be the most talented type of rock and has the musicians to prove it(jimmy page, eric clapton, hendrix,...).
This person will often reject or will have no opinion of any other music that lacks the distinct,aweosme sound that is classic rock.

bands this type of person listens to include:

Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Deep Purple
Cream
The Beatles
The Who
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones



person: "hey did u go to the ska show last night"?

classic rock kid: "....are u serious"?

person: "wat u dont like ska"?

classic rock kid: "...." *walks away*
by classic rock kid February 22, 2009
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classic rock

Older rock music, which is technically from the mid-50s to the late 70s, or possibly the early 80s, although some argue that it is any rock more than 10 years old. Also the type of rock music that actually involves musical talent and good singing, as opposed to current rock
The Beatles, the Beach Boys, Elvis, Ray Charles, Righteous Bros, and other classic rock bands/artist... that's what good music is all about!
by Anaheimrockman May 10, 2006
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Classified

A coverup or lie to the American public.
The video of the Pentagon being hit by an airplane is classified.
Area 51 is classified.
The 17 trillion dollar scandal uncovered by a congressman is classified.
by Jdubbbb December 24, 2012
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