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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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Man Circle

A group of men lined in a circle behind one another giving anal sex to one another. See Mantrain too
At the gay club, a bunch of gay men man circled each other and fucked the shit outta each other. It was fuckin hot
by DogOfDeviance January 31, 2023
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Circling The Drain

When a project, plan or person is on the verge of falling into absolute irrelevancy with no way of coming back.
Ever since her fourth album, Katy Perry’s career has been circling the drain!
by CapitolRec February 8, 2021
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Circle of life

When you use a thin double sided dildo and shove it up someone's ass until it emerges from their mouth. From there push and pull in and out as if you are flossing.
by Rusa2607 March 26, 2021
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Crotch Circle

A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.
Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021
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Circles

Referring to an opioid such as a hydro-morphine tablet,
Hey man I need more circles, my back is killing me.
by Street slangs March 8, 2018
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Blue Circling

Blue Circle is a famous cement company, so to be blue circling is to be laying the foundations for something. So for instance if you start coughing very loudly and obviously near your boss, you might be blue circling so when you call in sick the next day it sounds more believable.
"Cough! Cough!" - "Hey Bob, stop blue circling you muppet, we all know you just want to the day off tomorrow because it's Friday."
by MartiniousMouse November 2, 2020
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