Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer

Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer

by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020

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cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

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Cancer

This motherfucker killed big nibba (cory struggs).

Did you hear big nibba died of cancer?

by Big Nibba cult member August 9, 2018

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Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 25, 2019

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Hessticular Cancer

A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature

“I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

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Cancer Culture

A culture of which behaves as a cancerous disease, rapidly spreading through the host nation; causing an uncontrollable divide and fracturing of a once unified nation, thus suffocating the healthy native culture. Cancer culture is typically caused by mass migration and parasitic outsider influence.

My town has been littered with trash and crime has skyrocketed thanks to the cancer culture.

by Snoylershart May 23, 2025

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