when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019
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Get the California spicy roll mug.When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020
Get the California Shit Rocket mug.A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Bill: The teachers here at California High School are so nice!
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?
Bob: At the vending machine.
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?
Bob: At the vending machine.
by Brucy :) March 29, 2021
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by Smurfkilla June 28, 2023
Get the California double suicide mug.When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
by yeah101 December 23, 2008
Get the california land slide mug.A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.
Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.
by ebshmus September 11, 2008
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