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cum cougher

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum
by D Roman June 4, 2005
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cum pig

A person, male or female that so craves the feel and taste of sperm, they will have sex with two men at the same time, one anal or vaginal, the other oral, seeking the maximum amount of sperm from the transaction. Cum pigs love the feeling of degradation they get from being screwed by two men at the same time, often hoping to have the cum sprayed on their bodies, esp. the face.
She took it from both guys last night, at the same time. When the popped on on her face, they realized what a horny cum pig she was.
by Miguel Exilito May 13, 2008
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Cum shark

The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.
"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."
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Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick
by Twentylynx July 22, 2018
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cum in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can
by austin simar July 11, 2019
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Cum Buildup

Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While
Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup
by Xmantra May 2, 2019
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