Border clown

A Border clown is a term used to describe a person of any Hispanic decent, who makes weak attempts at humor but fails.

Wow ,George Lopez sure is a Border clown.

by thlugger October 19, 2016

Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.

God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.

by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022

Clown Shit

Used as an embarrassing statement to another person. Same thing as a "Fag."

Bob: Yo what u doin later tonight?
Jim: Droppin off kyle, n his buddy. couple clown shits to be honest with ya.

by ChrisLongBalls July 5, 2011

clown town

An area of town frequently inhabited by hookers. Clown comes from the heavily-applied whore-makeup or clown makeup.

"Me and my friends were cruisin through downtown, when we turned down Broadway we noticed frickin' hookers everywhere. it was a real clown town down there."

by Jean-Luc Picard May 18, 2006

clown lawyer

a person who is both a clown, and a lawyer. he wears hilarious clothing and makeup to his work at his prestigious law firm and carries a leather briefcase filled with gag props and various other lawyerings. in court, he uses hysterical comedy to distract the jury while simultaneously gaining their trust and their respect- almost always leading to him winning the case. unfortunately clown lawyer also has a deep alcoholic secret life. this term can describe almost any activity- happy or sad- referring to the different aspects of the clown lawyer's life.

that guy is such a clown lawyer", "we had such a bad night tonight- we just clown lawyered around- we didnt do shit

by aquabat1 June 21, 2010

clown it up

when you're putting on your makeup in the car, early in the morning trying to hide the bags under your eyes from late night partying, and your best friend is driving all crazy so the makeup ends up looking like a clown

Yo, don't make that crazy u-turn into traffic ahead. I'm putting my make up on, and you're going to clown it up.

by joseszipper September 8, 2010

Clown Country

Something someone, usually a socialist, says when they're country is joke and does nothing to help it's people.

CNN: "Inspiring: 16 year old gives all of their college saving to their parent to help pay medical bills"

Commie: "America is a clown country"

by EEOPYEAP March 13, 2021