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Cancer

Blaine’s dad has cancer lol
by 🪵 February 19, 2022
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Cancer

Yo, did you hear Chadwick Boseman died cause' of cancer?
by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
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The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.
Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
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Cancer

One of the worst are fortnite and tiktok
Guy one: I got it

Guy two: what

Guy one: fortnite

Guy two: oh God go to the doctor immediately it's very serious type of cancer
by I don't know what this does January 20, 2021
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Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.
Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks
by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021
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Cancer

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer
by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020
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