sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022

button dottz

After you have sexual intercourse and leave bruises on her shoulders, both sets of cheeks, her knees, hips, and ankles.

"I seen the chick you said you hooked up with." "She had button dottz all over her bro!"

by Gilf'nit March 13, 2025

button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

Button-swap

A term used by swingers to lure unsuspecting candidates to their front rooms for drinks and car key swapping.

Don’t bother Ken, Jerry’s having a button-swap tonight, I’ll go there instead.

by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021

Buttons

Slang for remote control

Has anybody seen the buttons I need to change the channel

by E23ricksanchez November 28, 2020

Tuxedo Button-up

When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.

Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.

by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025

Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.

Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .

by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018