Brandon valle

He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one

Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids

by Youze a lame June 9, 2018

Brandon Turn

Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.

Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon

i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know

by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023

Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta

this man drunker then Brandon Lopez

by Hitesh L March 1, 2018

Brooklynn and Brandon

The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.

MAN, I wish I had a great relationship like Brooklynn and Brandon!

by YouWillNeverKnow213 May 26, 2017

brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds

I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird

by Big cock man 123 November 10, 2021

Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"

by nastytown August 28, 2015