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Do what your boyfriend says day

May 1st is national do what your boyfriend says day and you have to do anything he says no matter what.
Guess what day it is, national do what your boyfriend says day.
by Anonymous User 904 April 27, 2020
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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
by ouwuma November 15, 2019
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Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!
Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....
by Mae0926 January 16, 2012
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national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *
by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019
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stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend

That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?

Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
by heartloves_you June 11, 2009
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National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)
It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day
by National suck dick day April 12, 2019
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