Birthday Gift

When you send a random tit pic to the sender of this definition.

You owe me your birthday gift

by FunForYou&Me October 18, 2025

Birthday

A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.

My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.

by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023

Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Birthday

The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.

A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?

A : Because you're 1 year older now

B : aka one year closer to death

A : ...

B : leave

A : okay

by BreadyBread April 12, 2022

Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

birthday pass

A get out of jail free pass on someone's birthday or until they celebrate it

*does something stupid*
"BIRTHDAY PASS"

by Likmaniplets February 17, 2015

Bleather Birthday

A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.

How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."

by Bleather Boo September 5, 2017