A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.
The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?
Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
by GroundKarate October 19, 2020
Person 1: Man! How are you ?
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023
me: dude, im a Battlefield Bastards
person: damn, now i know you will kick my ass on COD every time..
person: damn, now i know you will kick my ass on COD every time..
by shdggsdv February 29, 2012
a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.
Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!
Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.
Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.
by J-Stizzy December 31, 2005
An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.
You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"
Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"
Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"
by CatonR July 08, 2009
"Look in the mirror, rat bastard."
by baileyjean June 10, 2005
People who think that they are negro but are born completely and totally caucasian. AKA Brandon Christoffersen
by Notorious KLZ February 18, 2004