bag of hamsters

An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.

We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!

by chewypooh74 September 5, 2013

SLOP BAG

Someone that is sloppy, lazy, or careless about any given task or just in life itself. A person with total disreguard for anyone or anything. extreme slob.

Yo dude tommorow when you come in to work tuck your shirt in and wear one without stains. Try not to look like such a slop bag.

by TO-DUBL-D December 28, 2011

push bag

When you want to call someone who is funny and cute, this can also be used for calling someone you don't like an idiot.

"Hey, Amanda over there is a push bag."
"You're such a push bag Amanda."

by malacoth January 8, 2012

do-bag

Eager little helper who is always the first to pitch in and organize everybody and everything, whether you ask them to or not....usually not.

We were all trying to relax after dinner when Ashley's do-bag boyfriend jumped up and insisted on doing the dishes immediately. We all felt so guilty we were forced to put down our drinks and join him. What a do-bag!

by megalass September 22, 2011

Ice bagged

When you freeze your nuts to relieve your significant other's migraine

Guy 1 : Man my nuts are frozen...
Guy 2 : Why bro?
Guy 1 :My ol lady said she didnt wanna

fuck cause she had a migrane.
Guy 2: OK and?
Guy 1 : So I froze my nuts and ice bagged her

by Ice bagged November 24, 2018

Pearl Bag

The male equivalent of Blue Waffle disease often found in female genitalia, common symptoms that effect men include swollen and often pale wart-like growths on the testicals, hence, Pearl Bag

Ahhh lad he had to swerve work, his bollocks kicked off like a bad Pearl Bag, even the doctor can't be arsed

by Mac Elih August 5, 2017

Wine Bagged

When one slaps a mans balls prior to him busting in your mouth.

“ I was sucking his dick last night and surprised him with a wine bag.”

“This chick was giving me head and right as I was bout to bust she wine bagged me”

by Spicycheese August 13, 2018