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chipmunk baby

A child conceived through clandestine means on the female's part. Said means usually consist of the female giving fellatio, pretending to swallow, concealing semen in the side of her mouth (as a chipmunk), and later transferring the semen from the mouth to the vagina.
"... but Steve told me last year that they didn't want to have kids! I bet that sneaky bitch Jill made herself a chipmunk baby."
by dora t. explorer July 23, 2012
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baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia
1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.
by buddythebetta February 22, 2012
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dude baby

by bitchindakitchen January 17, 2012
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Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.
Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.
by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011
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Baby Arming

the act of nursing your beer or drink of choice for far too long.
similar to cheryling
Hey Cheryl quit baby arming that shit, its getting warm!

Jon your baby arming ways are making you feminine.
by MitchNBrando November 7, 2011
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Steez Baby

A common phrase created by the fairly famous TikToker, mtb_xav. This phrase is used to show pride in someones steeziness.
"Bro! That was Steez Baby!"
by ILoveMorgzMum September 3, 2023
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Durr Baby

A child born between two blood relatives (usually cousins) that has a birth defect as a result of incest.
Make sure to wear a condom when you fuck your cousin. I don't want you to have a durr baby.
by Packedpower27 September 27, 2023
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