One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)
Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship
by smartperson May 29, 2021
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Jelled a relationship

To lie about a relationship
Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!
by j_dagawddd January 17, 2017
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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 March 15, 2016
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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 March 15, 2016
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Unhealthy Relationship

No sex 🙄
1.Bro I spend 7 mouths in a "unhealthy relationship".

2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄
by Unhealthy relationship April 30, 2016
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Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship
by Zelley August 23, 2023
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Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.
I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.
by Morch81 November 07, 2018
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