about to pull up

I'm still in bed and have no intention of participating in any social diversions at this time.

Him: "WYA?"
Her: "about to pull up"

by Hedgefund Bot February 25, 2021

Martian who’s about to Discover Fire

The feeling of a revelation of a lifetime

It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire

by ryangarrett March 11, 2021

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

by kkdumdum April 6, 2021

your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

Tipping about

When ya just tip about the place

So are there cats just like tipping about

by Cluck rulya rulya cluck May 10, 2021

tipping about

When ya just tip about the place

So are them cats just like tipping about

by Cluck rulya rulya cluck May 10, 2021

i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024