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Tool

1. In general, people named Lucas
2. An objject or implement that has no mind of its own and is used to serve a greater purpose
1. Lucasis taking me to another movie,his tab
2. a drill is a tool
by SaFire2342 July 9, 2011
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tool

A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.

Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.
by Croato December 10, 2009
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Mouse-ke-tool

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”
by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022
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Tool

Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).
by Alppl July 20, 2014
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tool

that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.
by York Boy July 10, 2010
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tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!
by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022
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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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