Scott Laughing

A laugh so serious the people around you calling 911 won't know if you passed out froma heart attack, stroke or asphyxiation.

I can't breath because I'm Scott laughing.

by baron pilot October 3, 2019

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Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

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Scott

A cool guy he may look like an egg on video but in real life hes deadly.he has a cool snake wich makes everyone jelouse.hes nice.hes good at gaming. And hes a nice guy

Im feeling scotty today.

by Dillonguy August 4, 2019

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Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"

Omg did Scott just eat vasaline

Don't worry his insides are squishy

by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019

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The nigga is gay asf like he got braces my nigga he fucking loves white girls name lilit like nigga

Scott:hay baby lilit
Lilit: fuck you im a 6 year old nigga
Scott:well I love you

by Logan Paul gay August 18, 2019

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Ben Scott

A Ben Scott is an annoying person, usually a boy around the age of 15. He will repeat everything you say and keep asking questions, however you will still like him as if you don’t other people win like you.

“Mate you are such a Ben Scott”

by Escobars Foreskin August 29, 2019

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