Mug

That ridiculous thing that urban dictionary wants you to buy.

It's the thing that you kiss all the time.

It's the thing that has the word 'mug' and this definition on it if you just look below.

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by The corgi lover November 3, 2022

mug

n. A slick, swick, spick-and-span contraption that Urban Dictionary tries to sell you no matter which word you look up. If you pour liquid into it, it won't spill(whoa! - IKR). Unless of course you have previously dropped it, or have forcefully impacted it as such that its physical properties have been altered. In such cases, it will have become a shard, an ex-mug, or simply, rekt.

Mugger: Don't panic; gimme all your dosh and nobody gets hurt!
Shop Owner: Can't you see I'm having me cuppa, you pillock?
Mugger: Ah don't care! Put it down and empty da cash drawer, now!
Shop Owner: That crosses the line you little-
Mugger: shivers and scampers off

*there will probably be a mug displayed around here*

by diddledawdle July 15, 2017

Mug

A thing that is round where u put ur coffee in

Ben « dude you saw my new mug it’s cool and round »
Jack « ye dude it’s so round and cool »

by Mug lover 272727272171 November 6, 2022

cyber mugged

when you enter an contest online and you loose because the victory was stolen from you.

my favorite contestant on the voice was cyber mugged. they should have won.

by clarofthenorth January 24, 2023

Mug

A mug is what the Urban Dictionary is advertising for EVERY FREAKIN' WORD.

A Mug is a Mug That's a mug.

by Fudgeman124 November 2, 2022

Neck gaiter and mug

What urban dictionary wants people to buy. It is just weird and poggers. Nobody wants an urban dictionary mug and neck gaiter.

Me: Seriously? I don't want another neck gaiter and mug! I already have so much!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 17, 2021

mug

WHY DOES THIS WEBSITE WANT ME TO BUY A MUG

I’M SERIOUS I DONT WANT TO BUY A MUG PLEASE GET THE ADS AWAY FROM ME

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022