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October 21

by Kiara._.chavez October 19, 2019
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May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls
Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls
by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024
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October 21

national slap anyone who slaps you first day
short friend: hey did you hear october 21 is national slap your tallest best friend day *slaps tall friend*
tall friend: *slaps them back* its also national slap anyone who slaps you first day
by screwuciara October 21, 2019
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21 february

person 1: "kisses his crush"
crush: wtf
person 1: is 21 february😘
by raul is better then you November 20, 2021
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October 21

Hey it’s October 21 that means it’s suck a dick day
by Jide October 12, 2020
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July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out
Hey bestfriend today's July 21, would you go out with me?
by deps July 21, 2021
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Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
by February 28, 2022
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