December 18

National if you ask your crush out

They have to say yes

“Hey wanna go out”
“No i don't like you that way”
“To bad, its December 18”

by Funnymoney 007 December 12, 2020

December 18

Give your boyfriend head and let your boyfriend give you head.

Hey look it's December 18, can I get some head?

by hey_lol December 16, 2020

DECEMBER 18

The day to give your friends a gift then punch them

Hey Jimmy it's December 18 here's your gift (punches) your a peace of shit.

by Fuckeveryoneexapctforyou December 16, 2020

December 18

Tall person appreciation day

If today is December 18 and you are 5'7 or above; i fucking you you and that ass of yours

by Wkwjjs December 18, 2020

December 18

Give burger sloppy day

burger: Uhm.. Where's my morning sloppy?
Frog: Is it December 18th?
burger: Yes!
Frog: Ugh fine, *gives sloppy*

by bubububububurger December 18, 2020

Dec 18

national kiss a guy named jameson day

omg it’s dec 18

by MADDIETW790 December 18, 2020

Covid 18

1. The epic sequel of covid 19.

2. A typo

1. Yo mans got covid 18

Bruh

2. Texting

I tested positive for covid 18

Is there a new virus i

dont know about?

19*.

Idiot

by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021