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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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ape-rehension

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension
by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016
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AP

Associated Press - is an American multi-national non-profit news agency based in New York City, organized in 1846. It operates as a cooperative, unincorporated association. The AP is owned by its contributing newspapers and radio and television stations in the United States, all of which contribute stories to the AP and use material written by its staff journalists...
The President sat down with the AP Associated Press to talk, talking points about the new executive order.
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Ap

Damn I heard your friend got that ap
by Ihooplol March 28, 2021
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Ape cave

My gf came back with a ape cave after she aborted my child as a child on meth now in depression I'm addicted as I had to console and reassure with sloppy seconds
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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apes of the west

A black person, usually the unruly, stereotypical type of black person who shouts and causes trouble in the early morning. Also steals
A: What the hell is all that noise outside?
B: Must be the apes of the west

A: Someone stole the chicken from my fridge.
B: It was probably the Apes of the West
by Anonymous6125 September 12, 2013
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Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024
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