no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Themmug. Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
Get the Please Help Memug. 1. You, the reader!
2. Moriah Elizabeth's initals. If you haven't heard of her before now ur messed up.
2. Moriah Elizabeth's initals. If you haven't heard of her before now ur messed up.
1. I'm me.
You're you.
We're all a big perfect family.
Albeit some great big scallywags that think
My old man ain't comin' home!
2. The great ultimate YTber. gEorGiE my mann
You're you.
We're all a big perfect family.
Albeit some great big scallywags that think
My old man ain't comin' home!
2. The great ultimate YTber. gEorGiE my mann
by Augustluvs_kpop June 13, 2023
Get the MEmug. by 10001100101010 February 1, 2022
Get the catch me outsidemug. 
