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man eating exploding shark

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.
If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.
by Bioguy October 11, 2011
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Man of action

Male wrist action, usually by males that play with action men. Usually used in a negitive sense to bring shame upon the "man of action" at the time.
by Kow_Patt November 12, 2004
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a man a plan a canal panama

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.
guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"
by sooperdooper1234abcdefg March 9, 2009
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man-activated air bags

A woman who thrusts her breasts out like a cheap Korean prostitute whenever a guy talks to her.
"I can't help it,every time a man talks to me,they shoot out like man activated air bags."
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
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Ice Cream Man

Bro #1: Hey, let's stop at that club. It looks bumpin'.

Bro #2: Are you gay or something? That place is full of Ice Cream Men.

-or-

Bro #1: I don't know what it is about bill but he gives off a weird vibe.

Bro #2: He's a total Ice Cream Man, dude. Didn't you see him trying to hit on me last week?
by archangelGTZNegger March 27, 2011
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see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog
<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia
by terminator March 10, 2004
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Spider-man Edition Phone

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.
MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."
by The CBear April 3, 2010
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