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Oh-Shit Gift

A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.
*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift
by JennO89 February 22, 2009
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Shit, Shat, and the other

a phrase used for boring or shit things you have done and is a negative variation of "this that and the other"
What did you do yestersay?? not much.... Shit, Shat, and the other !!"
by boombadaboom November 9, 2010
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Shit me on the ass

"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"
by Quadhouse June 6, 2016
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13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016
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FOH with that gay shit

A phrase commonly used by the dl guy in a friend group who is hard pressed to prove he’s not gay (but he is)
Friend: you looking good today dude.

Dl friend: FOH with that gay shit boy!
by twinkdoll September 25, 2021
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Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.
The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.
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holy shit on an altar

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil
Person: Holy shit on an altar! were saved!
by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011
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