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beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.
Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.
by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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Logical Simplification Bias

A pervasive cognitive bias and metabias, especially rampant in social media comments and replies, where complex, multi-dimensional issues—spanning technology, science, politics, history, and society—are aggressively reduced to simplistic logical formulas that sound reasonable but actually function as conversation-stoppers. The sufferer deploys phrases like "that's not logical," "it's too easy to make conspiracy theories," or "it's hard to build" as universal solvent, dissolving any claim that exceeds their narrow frame of reference without engaging its substance. This bias typically couples with Truth Bias (assuming one's own perception captures the whole truth) and Objectivity Bias (treating one's culturally-conditioned reasoning as universal reason itself).

The logical simplifier doesn't argue against specifics—they argue against complexity itself. Presented with speculation about advanced technology, they respond with generic difficulty assertions. Confronted with political possibility, they invoke governmental messiness as if chaos precluded capability. Faced with any claim outside consensus, they deploy the "conspiracy theory" label as automatic disqualifier. The bias lies in treating these logical-sounding simplifications as sufficient responses, when they actually bypass the difficult work of engaging evidence, possibility, and the vast territory between "proven fact" and "obvious nonsense."
Example: "When someone suggested the government might have energy weapons, he didn't discuss the physics or history—his Logical Simplification Bias fired instantly: 'it's hard to build, government is messy, so not logical, it's easy to make conspiracy theories.' He'd reduced decades of classified research, unknown technological progress, and genuine historical secrecy to a sound bite that made him feel rational while learning nothing."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
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ty sims

A name given to a professional taxer of penny farthings
Ty sims done tax my penny farthings brow
by Freaknav Ragoon Feintakke November 27, 2024
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Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.
"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."
by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024
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Bogugegu simelihim

Bogugegu is a sentence that is used by sigmas. to do the bogugegu sign you have to make a fist and put it on your head and scream bogugegu. you can put the sentence simelihim behind it and form the final form of bogugegu. Variants are petergegu beelersimelihim oder röbugegu. Kambersimelihim. You should never say bogugegu simelihim at 3 am infront of a töffli otherwise terrifier will appear and use his naguschärli to kill you
Bogugegu simelihim!
by Bogugegu sigma December 13, 2024
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