August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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Get the Kiss your best friend day mug.A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
Get the Don’t stick your dick in broken mug.Friend - When did you loose your virginity ?
You - On January because it was January Loose your virginity month
Friend - Wow i didnt know that 😯
All terms of services mean that you loose your virginity on January and you got the whole month to do it
You - On January because it was January Loose your virginity month
Friend - Wow i didnt know that 😯
All terms of services mean that you loose your virginity on January and you got the whole month to do it
by Your guide man July 7, 2021
Get the January loose your virginity month mug.Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?
Shotgun: nah your not worth it
Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway
Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.
Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy
Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
Shotgun: nah your not worth it
Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway
Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.
Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy
Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
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Get the Im gonna park in your driveway mug.When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.
People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.
Chris: Hello John.
John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
Chris: Hello John.
John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
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