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Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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Kiss your best friend day

August 18

I’m honestly doing this to get a kiss from a cute girl :)
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Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
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January loose your virginity month

The name says it all you loose your virginity on January and you got the whole month to do so
Friend - When did you loose your virginity ?

You - On January because it was January Loose your virginity month

Friend - Wow i didnt know that 😯
All terms of services mean that you loose your virginity on January and you got the whole month to do it
by Your guide man July 7, 2021
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Im gonna park in your driveway

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.
Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006
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Take your head for a shit

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
by The Galavanters June 20, 2009
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Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."
Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.
by TheEmprah April 5, 2010
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