The Simpsons

A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??

Ricky- Did you catch the Simpsons last night?
Chase- No.

by Janny478 March 15, 2024

Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024

LIL SIME

Lil Sime: A talented Jewish rapper hailing from Atlanta, known for his distinctive style and lyrical prowess. He's on the come up, gaining recognition and popularity in the music industry for his authentic storytelling and catchy beats. Lil Sime brings a fresh perspective to hip-hop, blending his cultural heritage with modern urban influences, making him a rising star to watch out for.

Lil Sime's new album rocks.

by cardibeeeee March 19, 2024

Lil Sime

Lil Sime: A talented Jewish rapper hailing from Atlanta, known for his distinctive style and lyrical prowess. He's on the come up, gaining recognition and popularity in the music industry for his authentic storytelling and catchy beats. Lil Sime brings a fresh perspective to hip-hop, blending his cultural heritage with modern urban influences, making him a rising star to watch out for.

Lil Sime's new album rocks!

by cardibeeeee March 19, 2024

skibity simone

this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….

“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”

by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024

Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024

Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences

The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee

by queensburykid April 11, 2024