zoe·m·fo·ga <-- (rele fast)
1. ACCEDENTLY- Your obviously on the computer too much and its late so your typing fast and go to type OMFG as you express how your flipping out over the internet, and accedently hit the "Z" + shift button
2. LITERALY- Its Oh My Fucking God but sence omg is boring u spice it up w/ a little z, yes to say Zoh My Fucking God! is but to sound more delightfuly amusing.
3. RANDOMLY- Ok you know how u say it like Z-O-M-F-G by each letter, well, your walking down the road and nothings happening and all the suddon your stupid asian friend drops to his knees screaming for no reason like someone died (literaly pronouncing ZOMFG like its a word (not by each individual letter) but with sylables) and so it sounds catchy and you start saying it because no one else dose. Its really pointless and it kind of makes people think for a seccond, which distracts them.
1. ACCEDENTLY- Your obviously on the computer too much and its late so your typing fast and go to type OMFG as you express how your flipping out over the internet, and accedently hit the "Z" + shift button
2. LITERALY- Its Oh My Fucking God but sence omg is boring u spice it up w/ a little z, yes to say Zoh My Fucking God! is but to sound more delightfuly amusing.
3. RANDOMLY- Ok you know how u say it like Z-O-M-F-G by each letter, well, your walking down the road and nothings happening and all the suddon your stupid asian friend drops to his knees screaming for no reason like someone died (literaly pronouncing ZOMFG like its a word (not by each individual letter) but with sylables) and so it sounds catchy and you start saying it because no one else dose. Its really pointless and it kind of makes people think for a seccond, which distracts them.
1. ACCEDENTLY-
ME: yeah i didnt do anything to day wat about you?
YOU: well... um... nm
ME: ZOMFG!!! WAIT YEAH! i saw a hot chick in the store!
YOU: ok... yeah...
ME: yeah? um wat dose zomfg it was an accedent :P
YOU: ZOMFG!!! i like it!
2. LITERALY- ZOMFG! your... gay?!?! *gasp*
3. RANDOMLY-
ME: i am so bored
YOU: i know me two
ME: *sigh*
YOU: WTF who sighs that loud?
ME: what are you, **ZOMFG!!!**, talking about? i didnt sight that loud!
YOU: HOLY SHIT!!! HEART ATTACK ON A BUN, MAN... i hate you...
ME: yeah i didnt do anything to day wat about you?
YOU: well... um... nm
ME: ZOMFG!!! WAIT YEAH! i saw a hot chick in the store!
YOU: ok... yeah...
ME: yeah? um wat dose zomfg it was an accedent :P
YOU: ZOMFG!!! i like it!
2. LITERALY- ZOMFG! your... gay?!?! *gasp*
3. RANDOMLY-
ME: i am so bored
YOU: i know me two
ME: *sigh*
YOU: WTF who sighs that loud?
ME: what are you, **ZOMFG!!!**, talking about? i didnt sight that loud!
YOU: HOLY SHIT!!! HEART ATTACK ON A BUN, MAN... i hate you...
by Scharfschu July 28, 2006
Get the zomfg mug.The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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An awsome version of OMG. Usually used to mock the people who use the term "OMG" every other sentance.
by Freaky Kayla Person January 7, 2007
Get the zomg mug.ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity. ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids. He slightly resembles a combination of a disdainful viking and the Motörhead skull mascot.
And if UD allowed images, I would post ZOMG in all his Viking glory. I will edit this entry in future when I can post an image.
ZOMG, the vikingotörhead, owns all your foolish definitions.
And if UD allowed images, I would post ZOMG in all his Viking glory. I will edit this entry in future when I can post an image.
ZOMG, the vikingotörhead, owns all your foolish definitions.
by Motörmeshie November 28, 2006
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It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Get the Zombie Ice Cream mug.in post apocalyptic earth(after WWIII)all humans have been destroyed and there is only zombies and robots left
choose now!
TEAM ZOMBIE Team Robots
choose now!
TEAM ZOMBIE Team Robots
team robot: OMG why we suk soo bad, we lose ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS
team zombie: Damn right you do..now bow down so i can eat ur brains(which are atop your robot bodies..thus giving us a reason to fight).
team zombie: Damn right you do..now bow down so i can eat ur brains(which are atop your robot bodies..thus giving us a reason to fight).
by nonameformedude October 12, 2008
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