Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

your mom

what i do every night

✨your mom✨

by caffeinatedfiend July 18, 2023

Your mother

Is a big PB&J wrong in your ass

Your mother

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

your mom

cheese is made from milk.
it's good.
just like your mom-

a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*

by thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:) March 9, 2022

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

by beepbeepzelda July 27, 2022

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old

10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!

by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016