under 13

Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.

User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.

EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 6, 2023

Under the sea

When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over

Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?

Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”

Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.

Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?

Guy: yes.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Under The Table

Under the table is food.

Jimmy is under the table

by Kook Pee December 19, 2020

Canadian Down Under

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.

“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”

by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025

under audit

Refusing to answer a question or share information in an attempt to hide self-incriminating info.

I can’t release my tax returns because I’m under audit.

by EmperorHasNoClothes September 27, 2020

the down under

Sex position where the woman lies on her back with her head tilted back 90 degrees (ie. on the edge of a mattress) allowing her partner full access to fuck her throat .

I gave that slut The Down Under until her hair was soaked in spit !!

by Hbatty September 3, 2017