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Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021
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Hairy nipples

Ew grandpa don't shove your hairy nipples into my face!
by Sleepingwithshadows May 8, 2015
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Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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hairy pubes

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there
by bumbbb August 7, 2021
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hairy devon

Hairy Devon
Hairy Devon is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling) with hair sprouts coming out, like a slice of wet devon fell on a barber's shop floor.
"You've got a nice piece of hairy devon going on there B-rad"
by B-rad's Bro April 28, 2021
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Hairy stamper

A hairy labia covered in menstrual fluid,which the owner leaves prints with on furniture, someone's leg at a party, and so on.
Eww, gross! That drunk marked my new jeans with her hairy stamper.
by Amy-Leigh November 15, 2025
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Hairies

A U.K. undercover agent, long hair maybe bleached blonde, in some cases abnormally tall due to HGH. Will suck a golf ball through a garden hose for intel. Gives away/ wants to buy drugs.
I’d stay away from those guys in a band who hang around the university, they are hairies.
by WiddleWaddle April 9, 2022
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