A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.
One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.
by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019
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Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
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The male talent was upset he was sent home from the set. They director told him “Sorry bro, Ladies Choice” as he escorted him from the building personally. She just wasn’t attracted to him.
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