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eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.
Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.
by boodism April 11, 2011
mugGet the eye-jammug.

Brock eyes

Noun; adjective, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd; verb, Brock-eye, Brock-eyeing, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd

1. The facial expression one involuntarily assumes after smoking marijuana in which the eyes appear to others and feel by the user continuously squinted due to periorbital edema and congested corneal blood vessels, appearing similar to the face of Brock of the Pokémon series.
2. To stare with Brock eyes while high, often for long periods of time at a single object such as a television screen, or at nothing in particular.
Stoner 1: Dude... You have some serious Brock eyes.
Stoner 2: Yeah man; I am so blazed...

Stoner 1: I gotta go to work; do I look baked?
Stoner 2: Yeah dude... You're Brock-eye'd.

Stoner 1: Where's Tanner?
Stoner 2: He's still in the living room watching everyone play GTA. He's been doing nothing but smoking and Brock-eyeing the TV all day.
by DRIFTDOLL November 12, 2013
mugGet the Brock eyesmug.

frog eye

He's pants were to tight and he got frog eye
by dyl boss November 5, 2015
mugGet the frog eyemug.

Demon eye

Demon eye or "the demon eye" is a way to describe the condition of having a burst blood vessel in ones eye. Common side effect of puking your brains out from alcohol. Normally takes some time to go away.
Holy shit derek you threw up so much you got "the demon eye."

Derek's eye was all red but not like got high at lunch red, he had "the demon eye."
by MarkezTheMack July 11, 2017
mugGet the Demon eyemug.

camel eye

A hybrid of camel toe and japs=eye. When a males japseye is protruding like that of a females cameltoe.
OMG, look at Iain, he has camel eye
by Securiteeeeeeee November 22, 2011
mugGet the camel eyemug.

Devil's eyes

Devil's eyes much like ocean eyes are eyes that you can get lost in, but what makes them different is that you get lost in them in a strange and ominous way. You can share I. Them for hours and it will feel like minutes, these eyes can be used for malicious purposes.
Have you seen Kevin's eyes?
Yeah I got lost in them for hours!
Yeah, he has devil's eyes.
by lizapane June 3, 2019
mugGet the Devil's eyesmug.

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