When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019
Get the The Dessert Barmug. by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020
Get the Crunch Barmug. A woman in her late thirties or older that tries to pick up younger men at a bar. These are more common than the run of the mill cougar and can be easily picked from the crowd by her leathery skin from too much sun bathing and her raspy voice from her two packs of cigarettes a day habit. Her perfume is that of bouquet of wilted flowers and liver decay.
by Half_Yeti May 16, 2015
Get the bar lizardmug. by 51Hater June 8, 2011
Get the Bar Lipmug. by nick December 13, 2004
Get the IST barmug. by BlackSalami69XXX November 4, 2016
Get the Sausage Barmug. An olive bar is a peaceful area in which one's (or many) testicles are tossed in another's mouth and enjoyed thoroughly. An olive bar might be a bedroom, small dark closet, a humid car parked peacefully at night among the woods overlooking a waterfall.
First documented example was in Great Britain 1789:
Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"
Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"
by Richard Cumunherbach III May 24, 2019
Get the olive barmug.