talk to a bear

When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.

"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Penis talk

when men talk about there penises in public. Since women can talk about there breast in public some men have decided to talk about there penises in public. It is called penis talk.

A group of men talking in class.
Man1: You got a great looking penis.I wish I had your penis.
Man2: Yeah,but when I get a hard on it hangs to the left.
Man1:Mine hangs to the right. Bills goes stright up.
Bill:Yeah,but I whish it were biger.you don't have that problem.
And that is an example of penis talk.

by Deep blue 2012 February 23, 2010

talk to the head

What you say to your hoe when you want some head

Talk to the head bitch!

by Big C November 19, 2003

Talking Head

To insult. To talk shit. To talk smack.

Say nigga why you be talking head?


"Talkin' head gonna put you on your deathbed
Just cuz you got a gat, that's just why you actin brave
Got a gat I got a GLOCK, what'cha gone do?
Handle your business, DON'T LET YOUR BUSINESS HANDLE YOU!" - Mystikal in the song "Murderer"

by bmd0000054 December 20, 2008

Barber Talk

When someone is talking a load of nonsense.

That's a load of Barber Talk

by CoasterNemo January 20, 2020

talk recycler

Someone who reuses what they say to one person and then says the same thing to the next person they see in hopes that it will spark a conversation.

this is very annoying especially if it fails on you and you hear them start saying it to another person.

Example of a talk recycler as follows:

Rob: i really hope it doesnt rain today
Sue: yeah

failed attempt

rachel walks into room

Rob: I really hope it doesnt rain today
rachel: me too i have a party outdoors tonight. what do you have planned?

Rob recycled the sentence I REALLY HOPE IT DOESNT RAIN TODAY. therefore he is a talk recycler and that sentence was recycled

by AJaxle May 17, 2010

kennel talk

Anything that could anger the future dictators of the world such as the nigalopaLords or that they deem worthy of sending you to the Kennels for saying

Random trash: I I think we should have a revolution against the nigalopalords. nigalopalords: I think that sounds like kennel talk take him away

by Nigalopalord January 7, 2020