Swordfish Summer

A new “trend” where single girlies go out on the town looking to get back on the dating scene. It can be fun, it can be casual, but you take no shit. Self-care and self-love come first, and if anyone doesn’t cut it, you cut them off.

The motto: “Swordfish Summer: look on point, stay sharp, and cut ‘em loose if they act like a shrimp.

“Hey girl, forget about him, it’s swordfish summer!”

“Girl, you lookin’ snatched for swordfish summer!”

“Self-care spring is over and now I’m ready for Swordfish Summer!”

by Word Flirt July 10, 2025

Summer Breeze

The act of farting while getting Fellatio.

When the wife raises her head.

“Was that a summer breeze?”

by Thomas Crawford March 13, 2023

Next Summer

IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.

Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Summers

The last name of a complete dumbass and shitlord

God, he must be a Summers

by Hoe the Second April 5, 2019

Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025

Summer

a time when your out of school and think your gonna do fun things but it never happens

last week if school: "i cant wait for summer im gonna do so many fun things"

explain to me what your doing right now

by :o Oof July 10, 2019